Mrs D: What are you doing?
Me: Trying to think of something intelligent and engaging to write on my blog
Mrs D: What’s a blog?
Me: It’s a kind-of website about me and my work and what I’m up to
Mrs D: Tell me what you do again?
Me: WHAT?? How many times do I have to explain it …*SIGH*
Mrs D: Sorry – just tell me once more – I’ll listen this time, I promise
Me: I’m responsibile for … <<repeat same explanation I’ve offered a million times before>>
Mrs D: When are you going to put that shelf up in the bathroom?